I won't be sucked in. I won't. I won't. I won't.

The only thing about Pottermore than interests me is the background story on the characters. I don't want to play games, click on owls, get sorted or do anything else to read it. JUST GIVE ME THE FREAKING WORDS, DAMMIT, KEEP YOUR INTERACTIVE CRAP TO YOURSELF!

Having said that, I will shamelessly admit ... this:



(shamelessly stolen from a brilliant comment by fhazeleyes  on fhazeleyes 's post concerning the above said because it was entirely too brilliant not to share.)