Bloody hell, this'll be hard.

Dear Lord,

Please grant me the serenity to get through the next two weeks with my sanity intact,
the wherewithal to avoid the internet as much as possible, and
the fortitude to do anything else so I don't sit hovered over the internet like a bloody idiot getting myself sucked in to something I've spent six months avoiding like the plague.

Amen.

p.s. I'm excited for The Hobbit. I'm thinking some LOTR marathons are in my future for the next two weeks.